Poo University
The world's premier conference for data movement professionals. Three days of keynotes, hands-on labs, advanced deep-dives, and enough puns to make your stomach churn. This is THE event for anyone serious about the #2 problem.
Agenda
Sir Reginald Flush III, Founder & CEO
A sweeping overview of the data movement industry, where we've been, where we're going, and what's coming out the other side. Expect bold predictions and bolder puns.
Dr. Ima Plopper, Chief Science Officer
The next generation of our Large Language Bowel is here. Multimodal input, 10x throughput, and the ability to process data that would make lesser models seize up.
Amanda Rears, VP Data at LogJam Corp
A customer perspective on how turd.ai transformed their entire data infrastructure from constipated to free-flowing.
Beau Wellmovement, Sr. Engineer
A step-by-step workshop on constructing an end-to-end data pipeline using our Porcelain Cloud platform. Bring your laptop and a strong stomach.
Dr. Dee Composte, Head of Analytics
Go beyond basic sampling. Learn stratified dumping, temporal stool analysis, and predictive movement modeling. Lab coats provided.
Phil McCracken, Infrastructure Lead
Cut your storage costs by 42%. This workshop covers our proprietary compression algorithm and how to squeeze every last bit of value from your data.
Chris P. Bacon, CEO at Bottom Line Analytics
Real stories from real companies who migrated from legacy systems to turd.ai. Warning: some of these stories are graphic.
Stan Kworth, Lead Architect at Sewer Systems Co
Deep-dive into the monitoring and observability stack behind Brown Eye View Pro. See everything that flows through your system in real-time.
Panel: Industry Leaders
A no-holds-barred panel discussion on where the industry is headed. Topics include autonomous pipelines, self-cleaning databases, and the metaverse of waste.
Speakers
Sir Reginald Flush III
Founder & CEO, turd.ai
Visionary leader who turned a bathroom joke into a $1.2B company. Forbes 40 Under 40 Plumbers.
Dr. Ima Plopper
Chief Science Officer
PhD in Computational Waste Theory from MIT. 47 patents in data movement technology.
Phil McCracken
VP Infrastructure
Former NASA engineer. Designed the plumbing for the International Data Station.
Beau Wellmovement
Sr. Staff Engineer
Open-source legend. Creator of FlushDB and the Porcelain Protocol.
Dr. Dee Composte
Head of Analytics
Pioneer of predictive movement modeling. Author of 'The Art of the Dump.'
Flo Terlet
COO, Porcelain Throne Ltd
Operations guru who scaled three startups from zero to IPO. Known as 'The Plunger.'
Perks
Premium turd.ai merch including a branded toilet seat cover, 'I survived PU 2026' t-shirt, and a golden plunger USB drive.
Exclusive rooftop party at the Bellagio. Open bar, DJ Dump-n-Bass, and the annual Flush Awards ceremony.
Complete 3+ workshops and earn your official turd.ai Certified Pipeline Operator (CPO) badge. LinkedIn-worthy.
The 'Rest Room' -- a curated networking space where the best ideas flow freely. Catered by a Michelin-star chef (menu is fiber-forward).
Tickets
Early-bird pricing ends September 1st. Don't wait until the last push.
$699
$1,299
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PU 2026 is where the future of data infrastructure gets decided. Whether you're a first-timer or a seasoned veteran, there's a seat on the throne for you.
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