SEC Filings
Transparency is our policy. We lay it all out so our shareholders can see exactly where every dollar dropped. FORM 2-PLY filings, audited by Deloitte & Douche.
United States
Washington, D.C. 20549
[x] ANNUAL REPORT PURSUANT TO SECTION 13 OR 15(d) OF THE SECURITIES EXCREMENT ACT OF 1934
For the fiscal year ended December 31, 2025
[ ] TRANSITION REPORT PURSUANT TO SECTION 13 OR 15(d) OF THE SECURITIES EXCREMENT ACT OF 1934
For the transition period from _______ to _______
Commission file number: 001-POOP
(Exact name of registrant as specified in its charter)
Delaware
(State of incorporation)
12-3456789
(I.R.S. Employer Identification No.)
456 Flush Boulevard, Penthouse Suite, Porcelain City, CA 90210
Registrant's telephone number: (555) 123-POOP
| Title of each class | Trading Symbol(s) | Exchange |
|---|---|---|
| Common Stock, $0.0001 par value per share | $TURD | NASDAQ Global Select Market |
| Series A Preferred (The Golden Throne) | $PLOP | NASDAQ Global Select Market |
Data Dumps Processed
4.2B / day
Enterprise Clients
2,847
Countries Served
69
ShatGPT Queries
18.9B
Uptime (Flush Rate)
99.97%
Employee Count
1,337 ("The Flush Force")
| Fiscal Year | Revenue | Gross Profit | Net Income | Deficat |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | $1,200,690,000 | $420,690,000 | $187,420,000 | N/A (Profitable!) |
| 2024 | $690,420,000 | $169,420,000 | $88,888,000 | ($4,200,000) |
FY 2025 was the year TURD.AI officially went from scrappy underdog to undisputed throne-sitter. Revenue nearly doubled to $1.2B as our ShatGPT 5.0 rollout flushed away the competition. The enterprise market opened wide for us, and we squeezed in with force.
Our Colon-ial Pipeline infrastructure expansion into EMEA and APAC was a massive movement. We now process over 4.2 billion data dumps daily across 69 countries. Our Brown Eye View Pro tier attracted Fortune 500 clients who needed deeper visibility into their back-end systems.
The deficat has been officially eliminated. For the first time in company history, we are profitable -- and not just breaking wind, we're breaking records. Gross margins expanded to 35% thanks to our proprietary Forma-turd compression technology, which reduced infrastructure costs by 42%.
We acquired two companies this year: LogJam Solutions (for $89M in stock) and Rear Analytics (for $34M cash). Both acquisitions have already been fully integrated into our Porcelain Cloud platform and are contributing to the bottom line. Our board of directors unanimously approved the motion.