turd.ai Launches ShatGPT 2.0 With 3x Throughput
Flagship Large Latrine Model receives major upgrade, processing 2.4 petabytes daily across 69 countries.
Press Kit
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Logos, facts, press releases, and brand guidelines. For media inquiries, contact press@turd.ai -- we promise we'll respond faster than our API.
Company Facts
Founded2024
HeadquartersPorcelain City, CA
Employees247
Countries69
Valuation$420M
Ticker$TURD (NASDAQ)
CEORick O'Shea
Funding$48.9M raised
Brand Guidelines
Always write 'turd.ai' in lowercase with the period
Yturd.ai
NTurd.AI, TurdAI, TURD.ai
Use the full product names
YShatGPT, Brown Eye View, Colon-ial Pipeline
NSGPT, BEV, Pipeline
Our primary color is Electric Cyan
Yhsl(185, 95%, 55%)
NAny shade of brown (we've evolved)
The company tagline is
YAnal-yzing Intelligence
NAnalyzing Intelligence (no pun = no fun)
Logo Assets
turd.ai
Primary Logo (Dark BG)turd.ai
Primary Logo (Light BG)turd.ai
Logomark OnlyWhat They're Saying
TechCrunch
"The most disruptive movement in enterprise AI since Hadoop."
Forbes
"turd.ai is what happens when brilliant engineers stop pretending data infrastructure doesn't stink."
The Verge
"I can't believe I'm writing this, but turd.ai might actually be the future of data management."
Wired
"Behind the puns is genuinely innovative technology. And behind that is more puns."
Bloomberg
"With a $420M valuation, investors are betting big on turd.ai's unconventional approach to AI."
Press Releases
turd.ai Announces PU 2026, the World's First Poo University Conference
Three-day event in Las Vegas to feature 40+ speakers on AI-powered data sanitation and pipeline optimization.
turd.ai Acquires LogJam Solutions and Rear Analytics
Double acquisition strengthens enterprise pipeline offering. Combined customer base exceeds 4,200 companies.
turd.ai Closes $42M Series A Led by Sequoia Sewage Capital
Round values company at $420M. Funds will accelerate global expansion and R&D in autonomous data processing.
turd.ai Launches ShatGPT, the World's First Large Latrine Model
Inaugural AI model trained on 12 trillion tokens of pipeline data. 10,000 users sign up in first week.
turd.ai Emerges From Stealth With $6.9M Seed Round
Andreessen Brownowitz leads investment in AI-powered data pipeline management startup.
Media Inquiries
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