Careers
We're hiring. (Yes, it's a sh*t job. The best kind.)
Join 247 brilliant humans building AI that handles the world's dirtiest data problems. We're remote-first, pun-mandatory, and growing faster than a fiber-fueled startup should.
What we believe
- -->No egos -- only bowel-ego.
- -->We ship fast and break nothing (except records).
- -->Feedback is a gift, even when it stinks.
- -->Diversity of thought, background, and dietary fiber.
- -->Every voice matters. Open stall policy.
Perks & Benefits
Everything you need to do your best work. And then some.
Unlimited PTO (Paid Toilet Occupancy)
Take as long as you need. On the clock or off it.
Remote-First (Work From Throne)
Work from anywhere with plumbing and Wi-Fi.
401(k) Match + Stool Options
Equity in every sense of the word. We vest on a 4-year cliff.
Catered Fiber Fridays
Weekly team lunch optimized for productivity in every department.
Learning & Dump-velopment
$5,000/year for courses, conferences, and PU tickets.
Wellness Stipend
Monthly budget for gym, meditation, or premium toilet paper. Your call.
Open Positions
15 roles across 5 departments. All pun-tolerant.
Engineering
Senior Backend Engineer (Pipeline Systems)
Remote -- Full-Time
ML Engineer -- Large Latrine Models
Remote -- Full-Time
Infrastructure Engineer (Plumbing Team)
Porcelain City, CA -- Full-Time
Frontend Engineer (UI Flush Framework)
Remote -- Full-Time
Product & Design
Senior Product Manager -- ShatGPT
Remote -- Full-Time
UX Researcher (Flow Optimization)
Remote -- Full-Time
Brand Designer
New York, NY -- Full-Time
Data Science
Data Scientist -- Stool Sampling Analytics
Remote -- Full-Time
Research Scientist -- Bowel Pattern Recognition
Remote -- Full-Time
Go-to-Market
Enterprise Account Exec (Mid-Market)
Remote -- Full-Time
Content Marketing Lead
Remote -- Full-Time
Developer Advocate
Remote -- Full-Time
Community Manager (The Movement)
Remote -- Contract
Operations
Chief of Staff to CEO
Porcelain City, CA -- Full-Time
Office Manager -- The Porcelain Palace
Porcelain City, CA -- Full-Time
Don't see your role?
Drop us a line at careers@turd.ai. We're always looking for exceptional people who aren't afraid of a little dirty work.