Keeping our code as solid as a well-formed stool

Making websites run smoother than a lubricated toilet seat

Making our UI as fresh as a scented toilet paper

Charting data flows like a master plumber

Building UIs faster than you can say 'flush'

Handling backend logic like a high-pressure bidet

Storing data more efficiently than a dual-flush toilet

Parentheses for days, like a never-ending roll of toilet paper

Customizing AutoCAD like we customize our porcelain thrones

Connecting systems as smoothly as a well-plumbed bathroom

Slithering through data like a snake in the plumbing

Sharp as a toilet brush, but much more pleasant to use